Monday, October 11, 2010

Dazed and Confused Mondays

There are some things that leave me feeling befuddled.

Take goat cheese. It smells like barf. So when is it too barfy smelling to serve?

Tonight leaving a church meeting I passed the teenager meeting just starting, as I walked by I heard their leader encouraging them to be on time. Out in the parking lot I said hi to several people coming late????? Uhhh, maybe talkin' to the wrong crowd, darlin'.

You know that building? The one that is a new resturaunt every 6 months. What is it about that building??? And, who are these people that think, "ahhh... but the last 30 owners didn't have what I got."

Walking past a 3 foot x 3 foot talking, blinking skull at Costco. #7 says, "Woahhhhh! Mom, that's the coolest Christmas decoration ever!!!"

"Uhh, the coolest Halloween decoration ever?" I question.

"I know! Right?" He gives me a thumbs up.


Don't you just love it when the traffic Gods are smiling on you and the perfect left turn opportunity opens up before you? The kind of left hand turn that flows, not to close to the car in front of you, no braking, Nascar stuff, taking you smoothly through a crowded intersection without a pause. What really was the point of a pale Adorable Hubby mentioning that it was a four way stop?

Costco once again, I've escaped all by myself for a little girl time. I have two items a lime green and blue bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo, and a twin pack of feminine products. "Is that everything?" asks the checker, he's looking mighty fine in his pointy toed shoes and his mod shirt. I'm kinda distracted by the highlights in his perfectly messy hair or something because I say, "Yes....Oh! Wait! I forgot! I need a weiner!" What the... is the matter with me? It's like I need a Haz Mat wash down to get the testosterone off before I go out in public.

So what makes you a bit soft in the head?


Kristina P. said...

Love that building. I think unless you build and In N Out or a Cheesecake Factory there, you are screwed.

Barbaloot said...

And that is why avoiding CostCo is a good idea under all circumstances, but especially on a Monday:)

I'd like to see that building be a McDonald's and then a Wendy's...and see which one lasts longer:)

Just Us said...

I don't know, that sounds pretty much like an average day for me.

LeShel said...

love the wiener comment. i hope you got an good reaction from the checker

Cowboy mom said...

It may just clear your mind a bit if you did leave and come down here for just a day or two. I'm not going anywhere!)

Debbie said...

I rarely laugh out loud at blogs but you got me with the needing of the weiner.

Nonna Beach said...

LOL, I got a hardy, loud laugh out of this post !
You never know what will come along to make you soft in the head but it's likely no one but another Mom of boys would understand anyway !

Malea said...

Heehee! I'm glad I stopped by today. "Haz Mat wash down" That is awesome. I'm a gonna use that one soon.

Anonymous said...

I'm still laughing! I think you covered everything for me! We had a building like that - and LongHorn Steak House when in - thank goodness! Really - I believe we could spend the day together and you could just talk for me! LOL

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

YOU CRACK ME UP... and, how in the world am I so behind on my Boys R Us reading???

Mrs. NB

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