I rounded up my three little boys and some neighbor kids for a trip to the park the other day. While waiting for them all to find shoes and get in the car I began to smell something like hot food wafting through my car.
I was ready to get out and check if the engine was over heating, because I'm mechanical and stuff, when I heard this conversation.
#6: What is that?
Chubby Neighbor kid: A Hot Pocket
#6: Is it good?
Chubby Neighbor Kid: It's artificial.
Chubby Neighbor Kid: Artificial, it means fake, it's not real food.
#6: So what do you do with it?
Chubby Neighbor Kid: You eat it.
#6: But you just said it's not real food!
Chubby Neighbor Kid: Wellll...Parts of it are real, like the broccoli.
#6: What parts are fake?
Chubby Neighbor Kid: Well, the meat is really fake and the crust is kind of real and kind of fake, but, the cheese is all artificial.
#6: Umm, so if it's artificial why do you eat it?
Chubby Neighbor Kid: Because it's SO GOOD!
Story of my life Chubby Neighbor Kid, story of my life.