Friday, February 20, 2009

What The...Fridays

I get a kick out of the little old people working at Wal mart. I love how friendly they are with their silver hair and chatty ways. I think the little aprons they wear are cute on their wrinkly little bodies and the accompanying
Hello, my name is ______________ tag is just precious. I only accepted a few months ago that anyone over 60 has a first name that can be used without a last name. I love those darling names, Betty Lou, George, Doris, Ted, and that they delight in my young children and wouldn't think of letting me start a shopping trip with a rain or snow damp cart.

A couple days ago I ran to Wal mart for girl products and fabric, I don't go without an agenda, that's just, "Settin' yerself up fer spendin' $300.00 dollars on clearance thatcha didn't need, but was just such a great deal!"

I quickly found what I needed in the fabric department then waited for the little old employee to finish chatting with the little old customer ahead of me. As she leaned over to cut my fabric I tried not to watch in horror as her large unconfined bosoms lolled along the width of the fabric dangerously close to the large shears she was cutting with.

What The...

Where was her Cute little apron? Where the heck was her bra? Where, for the love of all things holy, was the OSHA policy requiring people who work with large scissors to keep the girls contained.

And that reminds me of a joke, Uhh...if you have a delicate little sense of humor dearie, you should just stop reading right here.

What did one breast say to the other?
If we don't get some support soon people will think we're nuts.

17 comments:

S'mee said...

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MBLL said...

I just can't wait to go to the salon and set my blue hair and work at Walmart. Maybe we could work the same shift. Don't worry I don't got anything to fall out of my shirt. They do fall into my arm pits when laying down though!!

Real Mom, Real Life said...

So... I am having a hard time commenting because I can't stop laughing...

Oh dear.

Thanks for the image that I won't soon be able to rid myself of.

Yikes!

Valerie aka Mamalovelock said...

Eeeeewwww and yuck. Someone should give her an apron.

Loved the spend $300 dollars line---so true!!

Joke at the end was funny.

Heffalump said...

I can never look at old people at WalMart the same...

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

This just might be the funniest post I have EVER read! Shhh...don't tell Nurse Boy! ;0)

SOOOO funny!!!

The Mrs.

jennifer said...

Lolling breasts and scissors should NEVER be used in the same sentence. It will cause the reader of said sentence to develop a nervous twitch. ACK!

Fuuuuuunny post.

May I say there is shock value to your thumbnail pic vs blog... there is just pretty little you on your thumbnail. Click on your site and BAM all of those boys!!

You are my new hero :)

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

She probably felt safe working the fabric. Not too many straight men making their way back there. Sort of like old men in the gym locker room. They feel no need to cover anything. Maybe she is just trying to psych herself up for a do it your self breast reduction. You know, swaying closer and closer to the blade.

Mr.

That Girl in Brazil said...

HA!!!!!!!!!!

Where have you been all my life?!

wonder woman said...

That was hilarious!! And mildly disturbing. But I love your joke!

Octamom said...

One of my favorite older ladies at our church in Oklahoma once said to me, "Do you know what I keep between my br____s?"....

"My bellly button!"

Hysterical--she was quite the character!

Blessings!

Mummy McTavish said...

I think I may have injured some muscles with all my coughing lately... but I know I did some damage when I was cracking up laughing at that joke... we wont even talk about the little problem with the pregnant bladder.

But seriously, the boobies, keep those puppies caged lady. The thing that really worries me when you see these ladies have they looked in the mirror that morning and thought "off I go to work, gee I'm a hotty today!"

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