This week I was able to teach myself some cool trick's to pass on the nurses I work with. I also took part in a procedure where we did some very technically difficult stenting to help a man with terminal cancer. I was directing the room telling the doctor, the anesthesiologist, and the other nurses what to do. I was feeling great and unstoppable. Like a GI SUPERHERO. Then my patient craped himself while laying face down. I got to clean it up. Then clean and soak his undewear. That brought me back down to earth real fast.
When I first started nursing I worked on an oncology unit that took care of a bunch of post histerecomy patients. I would fill out their discharge instructions and tell them to look for purulent drainage. I know that purulent is not a word everyone knows. It is drainage with pus in it. So for about six months without even realizing what the heck I was typing I wrote this. Call the doctor if you notice PUSSY drainage. Those women must of thought I was deranged.
Mr. NB has cracked me up. HOW AWFUL!! I was one for ya...Aaron got this new software that is voice activated. It makes his reports go a lot faster. So it just types whatever he says. It's very close to having it's own brain b/c if it doesn't understand something he said it will try to input what it thinks was said. Aaron was trying to type, "The patient underwent static and PNF stretching." Thankfully, Stephanie recently began proofreading all his reports that go out to insurance co. or other physicians/attorneys b/c she calls him over one day and says, "Ummm...Aaron....what does this mean??? "The patient underwent static and penis stretching." Ya. It really said that. It was going to another doctor by the way. She asked Aaron if this was a new service they were providing and unfortunately, she wouldn't be able to have ANYTHING to do with it. Ha! So tell Rick to come on down if he needs any penis stretching!
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I'm not sure you'll find inspiration in the saga of Sven's hourney to Contest, but I hope you enjoy it...
I'm catching up on my blog reading and thought I'd stop in to say HI and hope you all are doing great !
I guess after 2 weeks without the internet in California, I'm stalking too ( in a nice way ) LOL !
No inspiration on mine my dear....am as out of it as you!! Hope you and your band of merry men are well and life is being good to you all.xx
I have no inspiration for you, hun. But my boy sang a really cool weenie song last night.
Sorry, thats all I got!
Give us some parenting advice.
And your best cheap dates.
And ... your favorite 30 minutes meal recipes.
And your blood type, social security, and birthday, of course.
? April Fools?
You are always inspirational!
You could always blog about a weenie roast at Big Rocks way back. I gave you some great pics.
Here's hoping you find your inspiration! And, that you pass some my way! It has been one of those weeks...
Mrs. Nurse Boy
This week I was able to teach myself some cool trick's to pass on the nurses I work with. I also took part in a procedure where we did some very technically difficult stenting to help a man with terminal cancer. I was directing the room telling the doctor, the anesthesiologist, and the other nurses what to do. I was feeling great and unstoppable. Like a GI SUPERHERO. Then my patient craped himself while laying face down. I got to clean it up. Then clean and soak his undewear. That brought me back down to earth real fast.
When I first started nursing I worked on an oncology unit that took care of a bunch of post histerecomy patients. I would fill out their discharge instructions and tell them to look for purulent drainage. I know that purulent is not a word everyone knows. It is drainage with pus in it. So for about six months without even realizing what the heck I was typing I wrote this. Call the doctor if you notice PUSSY drainage. Those women must of thought I was deranged.
How is that for some inspiration!
By the way, I am sure you know this, but my wife would kill me if I do not clarify that the above comment was MR. NB
Not me I am sure. I can't seem to get posting for some reason. I hope you find your inspiration!! =)
Mr. NB has cracked me up. HOW AWFUL!! I was one for ya...Aaron got this new software that is voice activated. It makes his reports go a lot faster. So it just types whatever he says. It's very close to having it's own brain b/c if it doesn't understand something he said it will try to input what it thinks was said. Aaron was trying to type, "The patient underwent static and PNF stretching." Thankfully, Stephanie recently began proofreading all his reports that go out to insurance co. or other physicians/attorneys b/c she calls him over one day and says, "Ummm...Aaron....what does this mean??? "The patient underwent static and penis stretching." Ya. It really said that. It was going to another doctor by the way. She asked Aaron if this was a new service they were providing and unfortunately, she wouldn't be able to have ANYTHING to do with it. Ha! So tell Rick to come on down if he needs any penis stretching!
Surrounded by men and no inspiration? Wow! Let us know your favorite kiddie DVDs... or the ones you're sick and tired of.
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