I fall in love with people, madly, deeply, albeit randomly, in love!
What incredible combination of looks or talent do these, little crushes, possess? I'm glad you asked. If you want me to fall crazy in love with you it would be helpful if you were a bit odd, vulnerable in the way or two of acceptable societal norms.
For instance, if you were an obviously single fella who walks everywhere you go (I see you walking all over town) including to the gym each morning for an hour and a half workout on the Elliptical... I just might fall in love with you.
Or, perhaps, your name tag says, Marcia, you haven't a tooth in your head, you just can't quite figured out that 'dad gum' cash register, but apologize profusely for adding an extra minute to my check-out time, before handing me back my check with a reminder that, "The money will come out electronical." Then, I will most definitely fall wildly in love with you.
Darling Odd Balls beware, you just might have a secret admirer!